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actually ☝️ this account is actually a Wretched Impersonator whose identity is unknown but officially endorsed by andy c himself

You made 9630 monsters this year.

You laughed in an unhinged and frightening manner for 569 hours.

Your most used chemical was Evil HRT and you used it 1836 times this year.

Your favourite monster to make was Erotic Frankenstein, which you made 145 times.

Your favourite piece of lab equipment this year was “Mr. Pinchy.”

You kidnapped 96 hot young journalists who were snooping where they shouldn’t be - that’s in the top 2% of mad scientists!

You killed 420 busybody detectives and miscellaneous policemen. (Nice!)

You spent 8760 hours dangling people over a vat of bubbling green acid.

You made one person into a chaise-longue.