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My Chemical Romance - The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You / T.S. Eliot - The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

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hope is a weapon, by @mumblesplash (x)

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

homoidiotic

The Drag King Book By Jack Halberstam and Del LaGrace Volcano (1999)

Didnt let my cat into the shower w me and possibly as an act of revenge he stole the trash from the kitchen and brought it to my room to eat the remains of the chicken wings we had for dinner on my freshly changed sheets

#david i love you why did you do it #evil cat #but i forgive him #because i love him

woman-becomer

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

#straw and wide rimmed w a pink ribbon

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righthandarm-man

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Voting ended onJul 23

#theres one person whose name i dont know and im not sure i ever did #but i think i could name the rest

herowyn

5 0 Y E A R S A G O

rarebird22

Almost 57 years ago!

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I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

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I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life

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Scamp

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tee hee hee hee hee

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gnome ass prank

nicdevera

arthur conan doyle: the fairies are at it again

gremlininho

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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I love you Bamf but that was just dumb

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butchfaith

how it feels to become an active participant in your own life

#me thursday

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clubpenguinkiller

cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at

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i hate ur boyfriend moodboard

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more because i'm very serious about this

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part three because this man is still not gone yet

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in case you thought i was done

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sorry. im back.

elainiisms

some more ❤️ always happy to spread man hate

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toroidalearthtruther

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

Every night i clean my cats litter box and he comes and watches and every night i tell him david youre not gonna believe this someone took a shit here and davids watching calmly like yeah barbaric

#david my love #you are a bit stupid #and a cat

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