32 foot tall president biden

SATAN is👹⚔️ workin overtime 💪💪to make a new level of hell 🪚⚒🪚cause 🎉🎉💀HENRY PISSinger☠️ has FINALLY FUCKIN DIED🪦🪦🎉🎉!! u may know this proPIGandist🐽🐽 by his greatest hits: BOMBINGS 💣, GENOCIDES 👎😡😢, MILITARY💂 COUPS💥, and other 🚔🚔CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY🏴‍☠️!! but DID U KNOW 🧠❓he was also someone hillary clinton 👵🏻 considered a close personal friend😘👯‍♀️🆒!! he devoted his life to DICKlaring 🍆🍆war 🚫AGAINST 🚫 the CUMMIES💦💂💦 and other unCUNTstitutional 🍑🦪🦪🍑things and ppl called him a hero🤔🤷😡👎‼️⁉️ today we pour one out 🍻 🥂🍾 for one of the WORST PEOPLE🤢👿🤢 to ever do it‼️ so SPREAD ↔️THOSE LEGS 💃💃 like ur the freedom 🗽🗽of infWHOREmation 📚📜📚act && send this to 2️⃣1️⃣ people u want to give u their TRICKY DICK 👁👅👁. GET5️⃣ BACK, you’ll give someone a déTENTe ⛺️🪵 IN THEIR PANTS get 🔟 backand you’ll be getting realpoliDICKED 🤤🤤🍆🍆DOWN with that MISSILE TREATY😏🚀🚀😏 tonight‼️ (@giltcomplex on twitter)

"average necromancer had traumatic childhood" factoid actually just statistical error. Average necromancer had decent childhood. Harrowhark Nonagesimus, who grew up in cave and is made up of 200 dead children, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Mane you said this was a booby trap!!! Aint no titties in here this is a pit of spikes I’m bleeding everywhere the fuck!!!

Did you… Did you meet an anti in real life? Tell me more! Tell me more *Singing from Grease erupts*

IM CRYING OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

I take it back, this is the most amazing thread I’ve ever seen.

Oh my God!!!! That is the most glorious Reylo BAMF!!! moments ever!!!! And I just love the irony!!! A bratty, rude little teen anti completely put in her place by her Reylo mother. 

This is the best thing

I need to reblog this again because it clears my skin and waters my crops bless you

Best. Thing. Ever.

This has to be the most relevant reylo post of all time. It’s the most horrific real life representation of our Internet experience of being a Reylo for the last 2 years!

I have to admit I’m a little worried as her Mum not long ago brought her back to apologise again…an hour after the market closed. Now the first time yeah, she should have gotten told off…but I’m kinda feeling like her Mum hasn’t dropped it all day. I just told her Mum it’s done and dusted and was a bit of a joke and to drop it…hopefully I’ll see her next weekend and check she’s ok. I mean there’s telling your kid off and…this :(

this post gave me depression and fibromyalgia

im kin w this post

damn girl those tits are amongus

@scpjerma oomfie it’s you 💖

guys will eat a burger & be like “oh my god oh my god *giggles* it’s so good. oh my god *giggles* *hides behind burger*”

@scpjerma