I would die for you in secret

incels are objectively hilarious to me every single hot girl i know has cried her eyes out because of an ugly man. ur personality just sucks my dude

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

so who’s ready for loser queer summer

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

happy month, fellow slurs.

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

queer friendships are so much better than straight ones because you can just flirt all the time and its normal. if you do that with a straight friend theyre just like "haha dude wtf are you doing" and its not the same

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you