wtf Flyers

There’s nothing worse than the walk of shame to pick up your paper ball after missing the trash can.

shit i just want to go to like……. an isolated little town on the coast of like england where the waves crash against the cliffs and send up a spray and it’s always a little rainy and dreary and the green is so green with dew and life and the houses are small and cozy and always smell like baked bread and tea and it’s perpetually foggy outside and i can wear sweaters forever and read a book by the fireplace or out in the garden and it sort of just smells ancient and where everyone just minds their own business and life is good and once in a while i bike to the nearest village with a market and spend the day shopping around and maybe i’ll have a dog who likes to follow me around and we just….. live

I’m cold and in need of boyfriend who will give me his sweatshirt and sweatpants

Every day we move a little further away from God’s light

sure i’m ugly but i like hockey and i’m kind of funny like what more do you want

is that meghan markle

anyone else feeling like what the fuck

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

You spelled real wrong.

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker