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The sun hit different now that it’s illegal

this image hits different in covid-19 isolation

John Cena actually wrote a kids book about a monster truck called ‘elbow grease’ iirc…

There is a second one. Elbow Grease vs MOTOZILLA

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

A post has been hijacked by the Night at the Museum fandom, that’s a first.

we are relatively small in number  but our passion is large!…metaphorically speaking 

I am legitimately afraid of the spirit of shaggy meme as it seems to have no origin everyone just suddenly knew

“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent

if you arent someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago are you really living

i’m someone the church wants dead today

Anyone else constantly on edge because we are in the final stages of late capitalism and these next couple of decades are gonna be make or break for the western world, and this just happens to coincide with the part of my life where I’m supposed to make something of myself :/

You didn’t have to say it with words

isn’t it disgusting how american society only expects people to grieve for a few days until returning back to their everyday lives? that we should either overcome or repress our trauma of losing a loved one before the week is over with?

now im not saying that we should bring back the mourning periods of the victorian era BUT

skeleton jerking off: *xylophone sounds*