Centipede

“You’ve gone where no ghoul has gone before.”

“I’m breaking up with you.”

“I’ve Ghoul too far.”

“Get out. You’re not allowed to pun yet.”

“I haven’t pun of age?”

“These punny anons need to stop.”

“I guess you’re saying that...pun’s over...”

“That doesn’t count as an answer.”

“...”

“These boys in my class… They make fun of my hair and stuff.”

“I want you to tell your teacher about it. If they keep doing it, let me know, okay?”

“But the kids at school call me ugly.”

“...Who does?”

“You don’t have to call me cute!”

“But you are.”

“Daddy, please.”

"Please what?"

[text: Kaneki] we need you here

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Or send me, “Am I going to be okay?” for my muse to wrap their arms around your muse and comfort them.

“Stupid Kaneki, you have to learn somehow—without destroying equipment.”

“Yeah... Sorry, Touka-chan...”

“You mean how you destroyed the expensive coffee maker and made me help you cover the evidence? Yeah, pretty sure it’ll be noticed soon.”

“T-this is why I don’t like going behind the counter...”