kom inn og få deg litt kaffi

How do you say “I don't know” in your native language or the language you are learning?

我不知道

dark fda show me the illegal foods

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

The hero we all need

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

take a nap

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

In light of Valentine’s Day coming up I just wanna say it’s ok to be single. Please don’t feel pressured to get into a relationship just so you don’t feel alone. You are worth the world on your own.