Dangerous Thing, A Name

Undulates anguilliformly at you to confuse and threaten you with my highly maneuverable body

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

the idea of a headless corpse just getting uselessly sucked around in circles above a toilet bowl fucking takes me out.

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

Yellow

No it’s red because of his shirt

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

You have no idea what you’re talking about

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa