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me as a 12 year old: yeah, women are just objectively more beautiful. like its just true. women are always more attractive than men, thems the facs. it is nature, god’s will, if you may. i am heterosexual.

I’m drunk and I can’t find the lizard king comic or remember the author’s name.

FUCK!!! YES!!! THIS

The cool (bad) thing about capitalism is that like, most companies don’t manufacture their own shit, so everything you buy, like TVs are manufactured using the same parts. If you get a Sony TV and you get a Samsung TV, they were made in the same facility by some underpaid worker.

I explained this about food (I worked in a packing plant for a couple of months, and watched the same raw ingredients get put in the home brand and brand name boxes, to be sold at different prices and marketed at different percentages of the population) to some people in a club and they thought I was making it up and whilst I realize now that 2am when I’m 3 discobikkies down isn’t exactly the best place to explain the intricacies of the myth of the “free market” under capitalism but it made me realise that a disconcerting amount of people don’t want to know

Here’s another intcheresting fact. I once worked at the biggest ice cream factory in the world. We produced the Brand’s ice cream, but also all of the competitors. So if you’re eating like, a Dilly bar from Dairy Queen, that was made in a factory in Iowa, the same place where they make most other pre packaged ice cream products.

Maybe this is a dumb comparison but when women say “I don’t have a gender identity, I don’t believe in gender” a lot of genderists will say “oh so you’re agender”, and it reminds me of when Christians tell atheists “oh so you worship Satan”… like, they just can’t imagine someone being outside of their particular belief system altogether.

Nope. This comparison is spot on.

You just have to say ‘’I don’t identify as anything, I am just a woman’’ and then they will be like ‘’So you identify as a woman?’’

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

Isaac Asimov.

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.

Women invented language while men were hunting. I mean…

All things men have spent centuries trying to convince women we’re too stupid to understand. How about that.

The artist is luo li rong

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

“Dork ass losers”

OK not only do I think she’s a sorceress but now I have a massive crush on her

women are so beautiful in their natural state! not photoshopped or posed perfectly to look “more appealing” to men. women are beautiful with chubby tummies, with big thighs and belly rolls. women are beautiful when their breasts aren’t perky and when they don’t have breasts at all. they’re beautiful with scars and cellulite and no makeup on and when they genuinely smile. women are just the most beautiful when they’re being themselves.

maybe it’s just the lesbianism but over the course of the last few months, as ive grown more secure and more at home in my sexuality, ive found increasingly that the things i like most about women are the things society hates most about us. i like our muscles. i like our bellies and the way the skin folds on the stomach. i like our shoulders, wide and strong, or small and weak. i like strong jaws and confident eyes and loud voices. i like obnoxious laughs that snort and chortle and fill the whole room with bubbles that snap and pop like bubblegum let loose. i like strength, i like a woman who takes up space, who spreads her legs and stomps her feet and grins toothily at her friends. i like a woman with dimples. i like a woman with freckles and blemishes and acne scars, with stretch marks and hairy legs and curves where they don’t like them and straight lines where they do. i like a bony girl, i like the way the clavicle looks, i like the gap between the neck and the shoulder, i like the way sunlight catches on the sweat hanging from the peachfuzz on the upper lip…i like a lot of things about women that society told me to hate about us…realizing i was a lesbian revealed to me the beauty in “ugly” things that i had never considered before. none of these traits is something i “work past” when falling for a girl — they are things i love just as much on a woman as society loves a woman’s long hair or perfect curves. the so-called “"imperfections”“ only serve to captivate me more.

the ideal dream is slow dancing w a girl in our living room, were both very bad at it but were having fun n its romantic n candles are lit n we keep kissing… shes in my arms n im in hers n we never wanna let go of each other again… can that happen already please

this literally makes me so happy

I wanna be one of those people that’s like “respect people’s identities if they aren’t harming anyone!!!” but then I see cishets saying that they’re lgbt bc they’re only attracted to smart people or bc they don’t want to have sex unless they know the person and I’m like damn,,,, y'all really gotta test me don’t you