#killerlaw

Law has insomnia, and he’s a very light sleeper. He wakes up multiple times a night when he’s alone, leading him to get out of bed to do something else.

Killer and Kid keep Law in bed when they sleep together by keeping him pressed on the bed while they sleep. Because off this, Law can’t do anything but try to go back to sleep

Killer is also a light sleeper. Not as light as Law, but he’s more likely to wake up by Law’s movements or any noises outside. After he checks around the room to see if everything is okay, he goes back to sleep very easily.

Kid is a very heavy sleeper. It’s hard to get him in bed to sleep, but when he actually lays down to sleep, he falls asleep fast. It’s also very hard to wake him up.

Law doesn’t nap when he’s in the Polar Tang. To him, there is always something to do during the day, and he finds it especially hard to sleep under the water, always on edge. However, on the Victoria Punk, Law finds it more comfortable, and with Kid’s coat, he finds it very easy to nap.

Killer doesn’t like to nap by himself so he rarely does, but when he sees Law, or rarely Kid, napping, he doesn’t mind laying down with them and holding them as they sleep.

One day, on a blazing hot afternoon, Kidd returns to his private quarters pissed. He's ranting to Killer about how "God damn annoying some soldiers could be" and Killer's mindlessly nodding away while very shamelessly staring at his body.

There's just something about the way his muscles flex and move when he's angry. He looks so damn powerful and mouthwateringly strong. Kidd's gold eyes catch the sunlight and Killer thought the colour looked like fire, the passion of war.

Kidd then takes his pants off as casually as ever. They've seen each other naked plenty of times growing up—it's fine! Killer nearly chokes on his spit. Since when Kidd was so thic? Killer hopes Kidd would crush him with his thighs.

Kidd stares at Killer like, "Dude were you fucking listening to me? We gotta do something about our fucking military!"

Killer just nods. Uh-huh. Yup, yup we need new armour.

Kidd knows Killer wasn't listening but he assumes it was the weather and not... well, no one casually assumes that your right-hand-man-best-friend is lusting over you. He shrugs and tells Killer to help prepare a bath for him and Killer immediately runs out, panting, on the verge of going insane.

Damn, Killer thinks sadly, Law better treat his best friend well...

And yet! Killer's turmoil is not over.

When Kidd and Law get married, Killer's tasked to stay behind to protect Law on Kidd's behalf whenever Kidd has to leave for some foreign affair thing. Killer was jealous of Law but succeeds in looking professional. However, at some point, something cracks.

The evening was cool and pleasant when it happened. Law suddenly said that he wanted to take a walk and Killer figured why not. Usually quiet, Law speaks first this time—not about foreign affairs. He asks about Killer's day, what he ate, if he met anyone new today.

Killer was surprised. Law's manipulative and scheming to everyone who isn't Kidd. He asked why Law was so friendly all of a sudden. Law laughs in Killer's face. Killer notices how his mouth twitches upwards to form a smile. It was cruel but also kind of hot.

"You're lonely without Eustass too," Law says like he would lose nothing. He says that openly because he's lonely too. "Why don't we become friends? It won't be so awkward during dinner. Of course, I can't replace Eustass, but I think I'm tolerable company."

Killer shrugs. Why not?

They talk more and Killer understands more and more why Kidd genuinely fell in love with Law. He's reserved, analytical and sharp-tongued. Law is a brat but he only really pays attention to people he likes and it shows.

Oh. And when Killer drops him off at the podium because Law wants to read, Killer does what Kidd does and kisses Law's hand. When he glances up, Law just looks so amused at how awkward he is. Oh no.