disappointing

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

Yes.

oh god theres art

@altadude you know what must be done.

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

I apologize to all my followers for this

if i had to read this you do too

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

………

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

Tis the season bitches

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

Why is this on my dash?

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

Tis the season

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

That twink deserves to have the stress fucked out of him by a passionate lover.

i just think vader should put captured obi-wan into a corset, and draw the strings so tight he’s struggling to breathe even before the too-large ball-gag is forced into his mouth, his arms bound tight behind his back so he can’t move and the strain of the position compresses his ribs even further, and then vader should lean down and hiss in obi-wan’s ear “this is barely even a taste of how painful every breath is for me because of you”

things that feel like a microaggression

they really said "dye is expensive this year"

"a goon is someone who masturbates" look buddy what my hired criminal muscle does in his spare time is his own business

This is what Lex Luthor wears and how Clark Kent pronounces it to ragebait him