The Last Trash

I debunked myself and got sad

Found the second page by chance and I got a little bit too excited at 6:30am thinking the coat is leather on the scarred side that I went hunting immediately but alas turned out it’s just tattered 😔🥀

I’m so tired of my fav fictional people dying so I’m counting on these two 😤

Love how bro just stood there amidst the chaos like

Continuation of this because, of course.

When the person that showed up was not who you’re expecting… and that means more coffee duty for you 😐☕️

Not a coffee shop au—he just wanted to enjoy his drip coffee in peace lolllll

I’ve been seeing this coffee shop on the food delivery app called Two [redacted] and have been wanting to visit it for Obvious reasons.

This morning I finally managed to visit it and the shop was so dilapidated and it’s so shady that my brain immediately went “omg this is definitely a money laundering front” 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

Now, I don’t think Two (from twobruce au) would feel the need to have a front but on the off hand that he does have one, it’d be so funny thinking about unsuspecting, innocent Gotham citizen walking into the shop and lo and behold, he’s there manning the shop alone

Maybe he’s there, waiting for someone who crossed him, to personally greet them or something—but in the meantime damn I guess he gotta get to those orders lmfaoooo

At this point I am certain it’s the guilt making me say the same shit even if it’s been a whole year apart lolll

For a moment there, it felt like nothing happened

My contribution for the sfw volume of @batfam-problematic 💖

⚠ CW: Possessiveness, One-sided Incestuous Feelings ⚠