cutest lil kittypups

i feel like we don't appreciate bubbeline enough these days a kids show really had an adventuring hero boy and the princess he adored and instead of ending with them Monogamously Heterosexual Together she turned out to actually be messy exes with the hero boy's cool older goth frenemy and also a terrifying paranoid immortal god-queen of mad science and also she got back together with the goth chick.

seems like my dedication to my isolation isn’t going to save me. that’s crazyyyyy

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

my ideal existence is not knowing about the oscars or the super bowl or any of that horseshit...I jerk off to clear running water and live off whatever wanders into my open mouth