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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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how many hands you got

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two? don’t see how that’s relevant

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allow me illustrate you

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that’s still four people

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i truly can’t make this any clearer

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will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

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don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

birlinterrupted

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

glassshark

And that there’s that many guests, my god

catt-crossing

NEVER has a post thrown me for such a fucking loop before

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bagged-a-bazooka

Why is hell in London

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Have you ever been to London?

kestrel-tree

Mansplaining protip:

When a man starts explaining a concept you already told him you understand, instead of saying “I know” over and over until you die, try one of these:

Ok, which aspect is confusing you?

It seems like you have the basics down; Would you like me to recommend some good articles so you can get a more nuanced understanding?

So did you have a specific question, or do you just want a more in depth explanation?

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SAVAGE

teacher-zone him

daughter-of-rowan

My cousin is an asst psych professor. Her new boss brought up how male students sometimes challenge female professors. He asked how she handles that: she says ‘hold on: let me take notes’, grabs a pen & paper, and proceeds to take no notes. If he asks why, she says ‘Tell me something I don’t know & I’ll have something to write’; no student has tried twice. Her boss laughed and asked her to mention it at the next staff meeting.

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fozzie

a-bold-move

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Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish.

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THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

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Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

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Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together.

mmkayn

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

iwilleatyourenglish

how do men this weak even manage to survive

iwilleatyourenglish

it isn’t my job as a woman to educate a man who is literally angry that i have the audacity to have bodily functions lmao

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doomy

this is abstract impressionism

shalrath

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

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nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

alsohaleyrose

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

jadenyucky

I’m done

guceubcuesu

Smelborp for president

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arthurgalgo

Arthur encountered a herd of wild ponies and I think this mare thought he was a foal

kaijutegu

o no

this smol hors

does his ma not feed him

surfacage

a lecture

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sarahmaraerobson

“The Favorite” by Omar Rayyan

jade-cooper

Favorite what? Demon?!

cheesey-toast

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

221cbakerstreet

18th century Lilo and Stitch

ringingofraevolution

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

rooksandravens

HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

dduane

…Goodness.

turretangel

Dearie me, what is this that just popped up on my dash.

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What is that orange dragon doing? Yoga or ballet? 😱

jumpingjacktrash

his best!

jewishdragon

I went to his website and he has a photo of himself:

I love??? so much???

gingerjab

The orange dragon thing is obviously having a spa day, damn.

We all deserve a little pampering.

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Analysis: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/01/29/president-trump-tweets-nonsensical-figures-illegal-immigration/?utm_term=.cfcdb86ebcab

LMAOOOOOO

he’s showing us he can do this shit outright and get away with it

killer-killjoy

tfw your entire wrist rotates

ruebird

i’ll admit that the animation is pretty sus but

nah son

captain-atlantic

he’s Just That Good

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