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due to budgetary constraints we've redefined the American Dream to be dry humping on the clock

probably the worst tumblr post, for me, is that one short story about a person dying and meeting god, who then tells them that they are infact every human who has or will ever live and are slowly going through all those lives. Not because the story was particularly bad or anything but because now everytime i hear about some deeply fucked up shit happening to somebody im like damn... and im gonna have to do that too at some point...

doomed by the narrative (i'm a monster of the week that's changed my ways and the heroes have agreed to let me live in peace. but this episode hasn't had a mech fight yet)