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nothing wrong with me

It’s cool how we found the secret elixir that cures all human disease and it’s in this guy’s bitey little mouth

What this guy’s bitey little mouth has been recently up to:

It should be noted that the reptiles being discussed above are Gila monsters and *not* iguanas.

I just started chapter 10 of Parzival. Gawain is performing pericardiocentesis on someone?!?!

So the fun part about GenZ slang being almost 100% AAVE is that I have a dictionary from 2001, from before I was old enough to even know how to use a dictionary, right? And this ain't that abridged shit this is the three columns 8 point font, pages made of tissue paper bound into a book that is 4-5 inches thick shit. You follow?

me: sorry i’ve been busy

Julius Caesar, watching from the spirit world in bewilderment as social media celebrates the Ides of March over 2,000 years after it happened: "After all my glories and achievements, I didn't expect to be remembered in this odd way..."