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NO FEAR. The actors who played Long John Silver and Captain Flint in Black Sails FULLY ACKOWLEDGE that the Muppet adaptation was the best

(source)

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alder-knight

hi i hope i get to be the one to break this news on Tumblr, because

I am reading Tim Curry’s 2025 memoir, Vagabond

and in it, he not only devotes a chapter to Muppet Treasure Island, but also references this very post

so, to recap

no, Tim Curry is absolutely NOT a Muppet; however

yes, he and Miss Piggy ABSOLUTELY fucked

#this post again :')

ofmd-ann

Bonus close-ups:

Edward Teach (S02E03 - The Innkeeper)

#ofmd #2.03 #ed: ded

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oopsie-doopsie-insanity

First time posting a sketch on here - Ed and Stede because they've been living in my head and I cannot kick them out

#imaginary s2 #imaginary 2.04 #gosh. the expression on ed's face.

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dailynarnia

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

helloitsbees

happy pride month to this post specifically

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if he was still alive I know in my heart that Terry Pratchett would have done a bit about Igors and Igorinas doing gender confirmation surgery by now. going into a lab full of bubbling vials and picking out a penis from a tank the way you pick a lobster. that one, please. you gotta be careful though because they'll really try to upsell you into getting two or three installed. people going to the clinic as pairs and just having parts swapped out for a discounted rate. maybe you actually just trade brains, that's even easier. Igorth have already been doing that thurgery for thenturieth.

heallbeecat

#one day an igor forgets the lock the cage and a pack of penises escapes into ankh-morpork#the watch spends the next three weeks rounding them up

how DARE you leave this in the tags (affectionate)

pycnanthemum

Everyone knew it was best not to look too closely at Igor's jars.

Vimes was beginning to wish he had looked more closely at the most recent additions before Igor came lurching up the stairs to inform him:

"They have ethcaped, thir."

"Escaped. What has escaped, Igor."

"Thome of my.. appendageth, thir."

"Appendages."

"Yeth, thir. Of the... intimate variety."

"Of the intimate..." Vimes trailed off as the dawning horror overwhelmed his vocal cords.

He rallied. "Igor. HOW have they escaped? They are not known for their... perambulatory abilities."

"Really, thir? I've alwayth found them to have a mind of their own at timeth."

Vimes was staying calm. Yes. That was it. He was staying very calm. Definitely NOT thinking AT ALL about how Vetinari and... Good lord, The Times, would react to marauding pack of penises. Would it be a pack? Or would they go off on their own?

"I wath exthperimenting with cuthtom grown oneth, you know. For thothe who cannot grow their own."

"Err... what? Of course you were. I mean. Very good."

jewishpangolin

Pictured: An Igor harvesting appendages

carpe-mamilia

#[a loud crash is heard from the lab] #[another igor runs past with a giant butterfly net. stopping briefly at the door to shriek 'THE VULVATHS''] (via @the-wave-finally-broke)

the-tao-of-fandom

It turns out to be a brilliant feat of advertisement, as the people too shy or uncertain to go visit Igor rightaway effectively get a chance to discretely window-shop in public.

elodieunderglass

An unfortunate side effect being that a small girl, denied of her rightful need to be a Horse Girl by the limitations of being a native Ankh-Morpork child[1], would have adopted one of the larger Appendages of the pack and named it Free Willy. Her insistence that she could understand her pet through a bond of mutual sympathy was both touching and troubling, as was her announcement that Free Willy did not want to be attached to a governing body and forced into service, saddled with clothing, or made to perform tricks for audiences. With no Igor having the heart [2] to take it from her, the child was allowed to keep Free Willy, who lived for five healthy years in her family’s pigeon loft and eventually passed away from natural causes after a battle with another fighting cock. The child went on to write a well-acclaimed children’s book, The Willy that Would Be Free, which was, necessarily, a pop-up book.

[1] where an ordinary working class child CAN form a magical bond with a horse, in the form of a pie, labeled as beef.

[2] ha

Look, it got longer.

So did Free Willy.

just having his routine dissociation

manesalex

Every Ed Teach Scene (111b/?)

#i've never really noticed how intensely he stares lucius down as he recites his terrifically suicidal poem #'deal with this'#'everybody will deal with this'#and at the end of the recitation: his break #lucius 'you can stab me in the face now' is about to fight for his life #ed just walks up to everyone and has breakdowns right in their faces. horrific behavior. 10/10 #ofmd #1.10 #eddddd

bradbradleyart

Enjoyed those pirates

#march 2022 #<3 #ofmd

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corallapis

#sickos YESSSSS

googoogojob

i wish someone takes my headache away like that sometimes

#edstede #pulling on the neurons

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Some things you can only ask your mentally ill friends about later in life.😅

priorwaltress

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

#saleswoman looked politely horrified when my mother and i bought a 1yo boy ~girl's~ sneakers #they are baby blue.#shit's nuts out there

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; “ For the new unicorn. “ ~`.✦ ݁˖

#kind of the unicorn's terriersona? which i dig #izzy.

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"men at arms" is sam vimes's "going postal." discuss

nonelvis

Today in "tunglr, why are you like this": why do two text posts use different placeholders with different fonts? Did I catch tunglr in the middle of a code change from the purely code-rendered SVG in the older post, to the image SVG in the newer one? Is there some secret UI/UX reason why the two look different? Or did someone just fuck up somewhere?

(no, I cannot turn off the part of my brain that notices this and wants to know why, people pay me money for that part of my brain)

schmirius

hahaha @nonelvis, quick question! Maybe your activity page looks like this:

but then, you turn on Dark Reader and, suddenly, it turns out that some of the icons you thought were white on black are transparent on black:

is that, you know, sensible? I just want to ask a professional (:

#tumblr.

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