Smokey Mountain

The rest of the song:

like, they don’t know us personally or anything, but you know they want you to succeed, improve, and live your best lives

The pantheon so far:

Bob Ross - Love yourself even with your mistakes!

Mister Rogers - Love your neighbor!

Marie Kondo - Love the place around you!

Stefán Karl Stefánsson  - Take care of yourself!

She’s non-constructive, patronizing to the girls, offers literally nothing of substance and does the same. Exact. Rehearsed. Template. Every. Season. Here’s a combination of every average Todrick Hall appearance.

Queen: hi 👋🏽 do you have any moves for me?

Todrick: I know I’m supposed to be a choreographer and that’s in my job description and I should be professionally prepared and all but the answer is no. Watchu got.

Queen: *does a cartwheel but trips slightly on one step but does pretty decent for her first try* wow! That was pretty good! Could use some work but I’ll practice!

Grammy-Award nomina- uh, American Idol cast memb- whoops, Tony award winning choreograph- … YouTuber Todrick Hall: *instead of just being positive and encouraging or even just shady and funny*

UH GIRL YOU NEED TO FIGURE IT OUT BC WE ONLY HAVE 32 SECONDS TO DO THIS AND YOUR MOVES ARE AWFUL I HOPE YOU DONT EXPECT TO DO THAT ON STAGE. 🙄🙄🙄

Queen: … ok. 😊 can I get a fan as a prop since these other queens all have props!?

Confessional: *sucks teeth* TUH! She better get her shit together or she’s going to the house. 🙄🙄🙄😡🤬

Later at judging

Queen: *does said choreography perfectly*

Todrick: I knew you could do it. You just needed some tough love and guidance from me as a choreographer to teach you how to move. You really are a star. You’re doing it right here right now. 👼🏽💕

RuPaul: WOW! Todrick did you make this choreography?

Todrick:

RuPaul: WoWwW! I’m gonna bring you back for the next nine seasons despite you have little to no entertaining comments or positive yet constructive comments meant to encourage the queens instead of just rolling your eyes and telling them to get it right or they’re going home!

Queen: