feels like a party everyday

you've been summoned for july duty

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

the people’s princess (travis kelce) is marrying the leader of the free world (taylor swift) and my heart is so full

idk i just see a wedding as a good reason to get everyone you love in one room and imagine having so much love in your life that you can quite literally fill an arena with it

and what if I choose to believe Karlie just got dressed up and left the house to make it look like she's going djdjsjfksksn

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

well let’s see if I care

please, dear audience, fill this out. for science

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive