feels like a party everyday

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

god dammit is she downloading image.jpg again SOMEONE TELL HER WE ALREADY HAVE THAT ONE 🗣️

My grandma told me she was happy I got the option to be single and unmarried once.

no offense but please do yourself a favor and listen to Regional At Best

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba

wheres that post that said shane hollander would be mentioned by name in a drake song

(yuna hollander on voicemail) hey sweetie its mom. sorry i missed you. though its 8:30 and you should be home by now. anyways give me a call back when you can. theres this guy Drake that just mentioned you in his new song. seems like a pretty big deal, canadian too. just take a listen to it when you get a chance. nothing bad. i actually think it could be quite good for your image. im trying to get in touch with his manager to see if he’ll let you be in the music video. unless youd rather send a cease and desist in which case i’ve got patty on speed dial if thats the route youd rather go. your father says hi. anyways, love you. call me back. bye.

Saying "this has been a topic of extensive discussion, you're just 21" isn't a personal attack, you're just 21.

so many unread books on my shelf. unsure which to start first so ill just read nothing