What are you going to do? Punch me?

Lucifer: Charlie are you going to sit there and let your mother call me a tramp????

Charlie: Ehhh…I feel this is a risky time to weigh in…

Lucifer: Oh my dad could you speed this up? I’m missing my stories for this- no ya know what?

Lucifer snapping his fingers and accidentally killing Moxxie: There- wait-..

Blitz, Millie, and Loona: MOXXIE!?

Lucifer snapping frantically and killing the other three: MY BAD ITS BEEN AWHILE-

The sins: *absolutely horrified*

Stolas making his grand entrance: I OBJECT-

Lucifer: Does he need to go too?

Alastor: And you’re a white English Protestant, but you don’t see me complaining

Alastor looking at Vox over his book: Oh…Alright it is valentines day.

Vox excited: REALLY?

Alastor setting his book down: Really

Vox readying his camera: Okay go ahead!

Alastor lifting his left pant leg showing off his ankle: There you are dear

Vox in V-Tower listening: *spits out his coffee*

Alastor: *Proceeds to play Whose Bed have your boots been under by Shania Twain*

~Later~

All of the televisions in Pride: BREAKING NEWS

Vox with a glitching shadow tendril around his neck: T-This just in!! I’m a cheating piece of shit with-…do I really have to say this?

Alastor: SAY IT-

Vox sighing: With a tiny dick…Haha Trust US with my slander and public humiliation! Alastor I’m sor-

Lucifer scrolling on his phone: I don’t care