Oh what a thrill

Oh wow

Gaboon viper... I was thinking about her this whole time but forgot her name

I am having a good time that will probably last for ever this time

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

So Boston is straight up running out of beer because of all the Scottish tourists in for the World Cup

I love cultural exchange

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

Im sorry but you need to come in person for a checkup to make sure you actually need the medication you’ve been taking for 8 years

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this