Oh this will be fun.

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

there's two people fishing at the swim beach for some reason, as if that could possibly be good fishing. go try somewhere else guys, i kicked the only one nearby