May 22
Satan: Blitzo for your crimes, I sentence you to dea-
Lucifer: Oh my dad could you speed this up? Iām missing my stories for this- no ya know what?
Lucifer snapping his fingers and accidentally killing Moxxie: There- wait-..
Blitz, Millie, and Loona: MOXXIE!?
Lucifer snapping frantically and killing the other three: MY BAD ITS BEEN AWHILE-
The sins: *absolutely horrified*
Stolas making his grand entrance: I OBJECT-
Lucifer: Does he need to go too?
The Sins: NO!!!
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#hazbin lucifer#helluva boss#helluva boss incorrect quotes#helluva stolas#helluva blitzo#helluva millie#helluva loona#helluva moxxie#hellava sins#would lu be unsympathetic in this???#maybe-#Lu:well my job is done *turns away flinging his cape#everyone: you just killed four demons without discussing it with any of us???#Stolas: Blitzy š
