#helluva blitzo

(Cash and Tilla take the kids to a lake for a cheap family vacation but get a surprise)

Tilla (Walks up to a sign posted at the lake's edge and reads aloud): Warning! Risk of giardia remains high.

Cash (Looks irritated and says): Who the hell is giardia?

Blitzo (Chimes in with): Is she a cousin of Narnia?

Tilla (Tells the kids): Giardia is a bacteria or a...parasite? I just know that it gives you really really bad diarrhea.

Fizzarolli (Tilts his head and asks): As opposed to really really good diarrhea?

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(Asmodeus is planning to propose to Fizzarolli, so he asked Stolas and Blitz to keep him busy while he sets everything up, and they offer to do all the communication between him and Fizzarolli so he doesn't bombard his boyfriend with questions or suspect what's going on)

Fizzarolli (Annoyed by the situation but still asks Stolas): Where you able to send that text to Ozzie?

Stolas (Nods and informs him): Oh yes. He wrote back right away. It wasn't as graphic as I feared. He wrote the number 8 = = = = = = = = capital D...Oh. I see what this is. This is a-

Stolas feeling too guilty about everything make the decision to leave in the dead of night to go live in England. Blitzø find him and tries to get him back result in the following argument

Stolas: "No i didn't leave because I hated you. I didn't leave because you did anything to piss me off Stop saying that"

Blitzø:"Then what DID happen because I try to do everything right this time i tried to put in genuine effort to communicate to be there for you and you just left me without as much as a note"

Stolas:" i left because I didn't have anything to offer you. you did everything every single thing and there is absolutely nothing that I could possibly offer you in return i left because I wanted to stop being such an anchor on you, so you wouldn't have to sleep on the floor like a dog so that I can have the couch"

Blitzø:"So you can offer me your life and I can't offer you the couch because it's doing too much"

Stolas:"oh this is nothing to do with the trial"

Blitzø:"This has everything to do with the trial i was trying to make up what you lost to the extent I could and your taking it as some personal insult"

Stolas:"your life was in danger at the trial. You treated me like I was made out of porcelain"