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Every time someone draws Toby and Kate as unattractive inhuman woods people who eat live animals and live like rabies infested wild dogs, 17 billion angels gain wings.

You know how there's a specific type of person who makes you think "damn, you really were neglected as a child, weren't you?" Like even if you have no idea about how to care for children at all, you just know that there was something that their parents should have been doing, something that they were supposed to do, that could have prevented this person from turning out that fucking stupid, but they just didn't do it.

I give it three months tops before a data breach leads to a public figure in the UK being outed for visiting niche porn sites because they uploaded their ID in order to access it and the site's data security is absolute dogshit

jeff the killer voicelciam .moistcr1tikal

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

as we march towards a shining era of more people calling their friends "babe" and "sweetheart" platonically, let us also strive towards a brighter tomorrow wherein more couples call each other "bruh" and "my dude" as a term of romantic endearment

i feel like tumblr doesnt know about the pain and suffering that is english tap water,,,, girl there are stalagmites inside me

Lmao op lives in the south. The tap water up here is from fucking springs. It's so clean and fresh and has no stalagmites whatsoever. Cope and seethe southerner

My bones are so strong from all the chalk I've been drinking that I could mull you into a fine paste

You guys are like a two hour drive from each other