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let's be stressed tf out with papa π«©
wait pt 2 cause I found an even better parallel

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oh boy iβm winded
im also here for my obligatory beggar behavior
im back in my p!atd phase and like HEARRR ME OUT!!! 2000's Emo!Reader X MJF
like cmon... cmonnnnnn he'd make so much fun of you but also freak if anyone made fun of you likelike its so appealing oh my gosh
βcause after all this time, iβm still into you!
mjf x 2000s emo!reader
AJ Lee has been a blessing to emo women in the wrestling community across the country β including you. WWE fans love her, so wrestling promoters were quick to hope that small town watchers would like others just as much.
So here you are, years later, armed in tiny jean shorts and more studded jewelry than one human should own, the second most popular active womenβs wrestler who is considerably βemoβ. No one will ever beat AJ, of course.
With her recent return, itβd be awesome to work with her someday. Unfortunately, you work at opposing companies, and you donβt have any plans of giving into WWEβs begging anytime soon. Especially not with Max by your side.
Believe it or not (most donβt), the two of you grew up together. Since Kindergarten, he clung to you on the first day. Throughout all thirteen school years, you did everything together. Even when you started listening to Pierce the Veil and styling your hair differently. Max never cared, even if he cracked a couple jokes, and he never tried to tell you to go back to how you used to be. You spent every recess together until it was no longer given, every lunch, the few classes you managed to have together, and every single school dance.
As friends, of course, much to your parents disbelief. Who needs a date when youβve got a best friend you can judge everyone else with? That whole βjust friendsβ thing didnβt last very long after high school. Youβve shared an apartment since the moment you both became adults, and one night, when he was going to meet up with a couple friends or something, Max justβ¦kissed you goodbye. There was nothing special about it, you didnβt talk about it, and he didnβt even notice. Just threw on his shoes and left. Youβve been βa thingβ since.
Thankfully youβve gotten out of that shitty apartment, and turned one of the two bedrooms in your new one into an office. Now, youβre following your dreams together. Tonight, one of your dreams is being fulfilled. Tonight, you win the Womenβs World Champion belt off of Kris Statlander.
The match is as difficult as expected. Hell, maybe even more than you originally thought. But itβs a good match - one for the books. Something fans will look back on, and wish they were there to see it.
Your prideful grin starts to slip from your face when you walk behind the curtain and Max is the first face you see. Wobbling lips push out small sobs, and glassy eyes look to him for comfort. Heβs pulling you against him immediately, the cold metal of the belt harsh against his warm skin.
βI did it,β He lifts you up out of habit, in the same way heβs hugged you since that growth spurt hit him the summer after Sophomore year. βMax, I did it!β
βAlways knew you could, sunshine,β Thatβs stuck around since high school too β sunshine. A cliche joke, something about pale skin and moody colors, slowly turned into something that still gives you butterflies. He sets you back down to hold your face, and bring your foreheads together. βNever had a single doubt in my mind.β
Your grin returns fast, one hand finally leaving the belt hanging from your shoulder to weave through his curls.
βAfter all this time?β He knows what youβre trying to get him to do, because you force him to listen to Paramore on way too many long drives, and because itβs a special night, or whatever, he gives in.
Max pulls you back into him, shoving a rough kiss against your cheek and muttering it against your ear so no one else will hear him.
βIβm still into you.β
Who hasn't MJF beefed with atp?

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excuse me I'mtearing up a bit
the βi am from russiaβ was a warning
I asked a taxi driver in Bucharest to take the quickest route to the airport. 10 minutes later we're doing 120kph the wrong way done the street car tracks when another taxi tried to pass us and dude just floors it. Never spoke a word, smoked 9 cigarettes over the 30 minute ride, never took off his sunglasses and blasting opera all the way. I look at it as paying 15β¬ plΓΊs tip to lose all fear of death.
the "i am from russia" was both a warning and a promise, and one that would weirdly put me at ease about the situation.
how could you leave this in the tags
second hand story but one I know is true, but my dad worked as a taxi driver in Monteray in the 90s. Now, itβs important to note that thereβs a racing event in town, so lots of people are coming through. My dad just so happens to get a group of people in town for the race in his car.
Because taxiβs are not like uber and you are basically expected to make conversation, my dad asks if these guys are in town for the races. They say yeah, so my dad asksΒ βare you participating or are you watching?β
βParticipatingβ
βWell then, I donβt like youβ
They ask why, and my dad explains that theyβre doing what heβs always wanted to do. Well, this small guy right behind my dad makes the mistake of sayingΒ βWell, show us what you got.β
My 25 year old father, takes this as a challenge. Now, his driving is still scary to this day, so imagine how it was when he was 25. He fucking floors it down the highway, and there is an exit they need to take to get to the bar the guys are going. This exit has hedges on the drivers side, so my dad slows down to 60, takes this turn on 2 wheels. All the guy behind him seeβs is these bushes coming at him, so he does the rational thing and he screams like a little girl.
When they arrive at the bar, everyone piles out, and then one guy stops, turns around and motions for my dad to roll down the window. He tosses a $5 at my dad and saysΒ βIβve never heard anybody make Christian scream like that.β
My dad had Christian Fittipaldi and his pit crew in his car, and made him scream like a little bitch. Itβs my all time favorite story.
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We get it. You hate fat people. The jokes are mid.
Damn, I wish it was this easy to negotiate my salary. I hope Donna joined up with them honestly. She deserves it.
The sudden MJF hate train is wild like what do you mean you hate pure gay wrestling camp?
I am in tears
MJF without context (some of these don't really have one)

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A/N: who woulda thought after all that talk, it ended up being Max who went on the lam π«’
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Uwhwjejkwkwk cowardddddd ok i eagerly await the next chapter! I cant believe he did that!