I hate the ending, but I love this part

I would kill for Coconut

Cute Dog Takes a Second to Understand Joke, but Enjoys it Anyway

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

Literally 90% of “ this character is gay”  “no this character is ace” shit will end with the simple conclusion of “maybe this character is both gay and ace bc gay aces exist and alot of experiences of being ace and gay are common and overlap” but yall just love roleplaying being a clown on the net and honking your clown noses without thinking critically

coming out of my cage and they're shouting oh fuck it's loose call for backup i repeat call for backup subject has breached containment

I went to this Sicilian pizza joint yesterday and it’s literally so underground and such a big hole in the wall that their parking lot is wrecked, their front door is bolted up, and you have to enter through the kitchen and walk to the front end past all the ovens and down a narrow ass hallway and then all the tables and chairs are fold ups and the ceiling is all saggy and it looks awful but fuck me it’s been there for 70+ years and makes the best damn thin crust pizza in the city and no one hardly knows about it because it looks like an abandoned building

There’s no way this isn’t a mob front

Mob fronts always have the BEST pizza. Visit your local mob front eatery today

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

I remember this thread, but I never saw the grown-up pics ❤

This is the most pure Twitter thread in existence <3

Me, about to fuckind download twitter again:

Yall shyans see two men who are closer then average and say “what if they’re actually fucking” and I really don’t think y’all have friends

Friendly reminder if you ship irl ppl you’re not welcome here

speedrunning strats