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kuuhaiyu

dr. cuntress is in the house again

sharowolet

lohen doodle

fancyfade

Made a chart for sorting fantheories

feeshies

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

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cpericardium

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

cpericardium

tedcruzisthezodiackiller

andras-of-cio

As I said before, he is very drawable

I want to believe that the clothes he wears to work are similar to those we see his grandfather wearing.

snailkites

2007 eBird gem

derinthescarletpescatarian

Scifi writer fear: readers who like to do more math than you do

derinthescarletpescatarian

Writer: Okay so this seems like an appropriate size for this room, given its function and the drama needed for the scene...

Readers: Perfect! we were told 3 chapters back that this room is 'the average room size for a spaceship of this type', meaning that we can use this size information to back-calculate the volume of the spaceship, adjust for the stated 0.9atm air pressure... and then looking at the required air cycling rate for humans... we can see that the air purification system briefly described in chapter 6 when they were replacing air filters would be impossible for this spaceship!

derinthescarletpescatarian

Tumblr ask 6 months later: It was really clever how you used the size of the rooms and the air filter system to hint that the ceilings of all the rooms were very very low and thus let the audience deduce that humans in the future are much shorter than humans today! That's a great little nod to the 'humans have gotten taller over time' thing that people like to say, and really subtle, since people who hadn't done the math on the room volume would never see it!

Writer: ... Yes. That was... very clever... of me... to do.

elizabethswitch

Showing numbers to sci-fi readers is a little like making the let's-play pose at an excitable terrier of unidentified provenance.

derinthescarletpescatarian

New scifi writer fear: linguists

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grimeclown

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

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monkey-mulch

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

red-mercer

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

grimeclown

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

grimeclown

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

headspace-hotel

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

bogleech

Convergent evolution.

bisexual-engineer-girl

Linguistic crab

backofthebookshelf

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

damare-draws

𝑀𝑜𝑜𝓃 𝒢𝑜𝒹𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓈 🌙🌕

whyactlikeahuman

quasikool

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

zedogica

cant stop thinking about this video its driving me insane. scariest object ever made. looked it up w friends in a discord call and found out its like fucking eight feet tall and made of solid metal

imagine visiting someone's house for a party, it goes late. 1 in the morning. you're drunk and high. you have to go to the bathroom before going home. hallway lights are off, its like a train tunnel. this thing is at the end of the hallway

ckret2

before i looked it up, if you had asked me where tyrannosaurus rex lived, my first guess wouldn't have been montana

ckret2

my first guess probably wouldn't have been north america at all. she seems too cool to be a north american exclusive. why should we be so lucky

ckret2

‼️‼️ T-REX IN TEXAS! the t-rexas

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clonehub

me giving yousa the absolute best ass i can

once-a-lurker

i keep forgetting that your oc is yousa and definitely read this as jar jar trying his best to fuck

clonehub

mithrunes

girl you are such a pest i love you

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