Greaseheel Ragemutt

thinking abt the alternate version of the expanse that lives in my head where the roci crew get married for tax benefits in book 2 and then fall in love

In the bizarro world where Mike Huckabee has a chance of winning, I’m terrified.

if you see a person who is on their period bleeding through their clothes or a pad showing dont laugh at them or post pictures on the internet as a “funny embarrassing people!!” thing. Go give them your jacket to put around their waist until they can reach a place to clean up help them dont just make them feel ashamed of something they cant help its already shitty enough being on your period dont make it shittier for somebody by embarrassing them ive seen so many pictures like this on facebook and shit being laughed at its honestly disgusting

your sheep looks concerned

one thing I never see anyone take into account is the fact that Hogwarts must be crawling with cats. you’re allowed to bring either a cat, an owl, or a toad. if we assume only 1/3 of the students bring cats with them, that’s still, like, HUNDREDS OF CATS.

#and how many of those cats were spayed or neutered??#are there rules about spaying/neutering your cat and when were those rules made if so?#do the teachers remember the ‘great kitten infestation of 65?#where they had not just hundreds of cats at hogwarts but HUNDREDS OF KITTENS#so many kittens the students come to hogwarts with a cat and come home with an armful of them#teachers are given kittens#mcgonagall walking into class carrying a kitten#kittens chasing after dumbledore’s robes in the great hall#playpens in the common rooms for kittens#kittens everywhere

WHAT IF MCGONAGALL TAUGHT MANNERS AND STUFF TO THE KITTENS AND THEY EVEN TRAINED THEM TO BE LIKE HELPERS. LIKE THEY COULD LEAD 1ST YEARS TO CLASS AND ALERT TEACHERS TO MISCHIEF OR RETRIEVE MADAME POMPFREY IN AN EMERGENCY

I am all for Professor McGonagal raising and training an army of cat TAs. 

I really really really like these cats

the cat that i am sitting for (i.e. door opening & closing servant) looks like these babes!!! except grey

COLD BLOODED

I FUCKING LOST IT

i’m glad we’re focusing on the important issues here at tumblr.com

somewhere in the distance you can hear the dutch yelling THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE HIS NAME

I don’t think writers realize that “strong female character” means “well written female character” and not just “female character who punches stuff and shoots stuff”

#I don’t think half the people on tumblr know the difference either