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The Hobbit
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
The Return of the King
The Silmarillion (alternate)
Unfinished Tales
Book of Lost Tales I
Book of Lost Tales II
The Lays of Beleriand
The Shaping of Middle-earth
The Lost Road and Other Writings
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The Treason of IsengardĀ (The History of The Lord of the Rings II)
The War of the Ring (The History of The Lord of the Rings III)
Sauron DefeatedĀ (The History of The Lord of the Rings IV)
Morgothās Ring
The War of the Jewels
The Peoples of Middle-earth
Children of Hurin
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Online text full Tolkien books:
The Hobbit
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
The Return of the King
The Silmarillion (alternate)
Unfinished Tales
Book of Lost Tales I
Book of Lost Tales II
The Lays of Beleriand
The Shaping of Middle-earth
The Lost Road and Other Writings
The Return of the Shadow (The History of The Lord of the Rings I)
The Treason of IsengardĀ (The History of The Lord of the Rings II)
The War of the Ring (The History of The Lord of the Rings III)
Sauron DefeatedĀ (The History of The Lord of the Rings IV)
Morgothās Ring
The War of the Jewels
The Peoples of Middle-earth
Children of Hurin
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if i had to get in a fistfight with any member of the fellowship it would be Frodo because i would easily win
all i am saying is that he would ostensibly be the easiest one to take on in a fight given that heās like three feet tall and has led a life of (physical) leisure compared to all of the others due to his standing as a gentlehobbit
legolas, aragorn, and gimli are all used to combat, sam works as a gardener, merry and pippin often gallivant off and get into mischief so they have the advantage of experience in whatever it is theyāve gotten up to/would possibly fight dirty, gandalf is gandalf so while weapons are out of the question i suppose that depends on if magic is involved. i donāt think i could take him without magic even if he IS old because heās a very large guy, but maybe
it would be my knuckles against Frodoās baby soft poet hands, plus iāve got the additional height and fighting experience. i just think that he would be the easiest to win against in hand-to-hand combat out of the rest of them. also he isnāt real so he canāt offer a rebuttal to my claim
youāre absolutely correct BUT wanting to fight Frodo makes you a monster D:
this has nothing to do with WANTING to fight Frodo, i just think he would be easiest for me to beat in a fight with no weapons. unless he utilized his very large feet, but i think heās too polite to do that because itās a fist fight and that would be considered playing dirty
for someone who doesnāt want to fight Frodo you sure have put a lot of thought into fighting Frodoā¦ā¦ā¦.
OP is wrong though: you fight Pippin.
First off, Pippin has it coming, so you wonāt be fighting your conscience at the same time.
Secondly, Pippin is a spoiled rich kid. Heās no less gentry than Frodo is, but Frodo works out and is shown to have better stamina, at least at the outset. Pippin is also both the stupidest and the slowest of the hobbits. They both nearly beat one (1) troll, so thatās comparable, but Pippin appears not to have got a single hit in against the orcs that captured them while Merry was cutting off hands like a boss. Pippin also straight-up tell Bergil that heās not a fighter.
Also thereās a nonzero chance that Frodo will just straight up curse you (if the guilt of fighting Frodo isnāt enough if a curse by itself).
And, of course, if you try to fight Frodo, you will 100% end up fighting Sam, and he will wreck you (and youāll deserve it, you monster)
Also: if you fight Frodo youāll have a very angry Sam & possibly also the entire Fellowship to deal with BUT if you fight Pippin they will probably cheer you on.
Bold of you to assume one could attempt to fight Pippin and NOT instantly be killed by Boromir.
So hereās the thing - you absolutely DO NOT want to try and fight Frodo or Pippin because they are going to be protected by the rest of the Fellowship, which basically existsĀ toĀ stop asshole Big People from picking on the hobbits. Folk might talk a big game but when the chips are down, you are not going to lay a single hand on any of the hobbits. Either youāll find yourself immediately fighting all four of them or else youāll move to land your first hit and suddenly Aragorn will side-tackle you into the trees. And he probably hits like a freight train tbh.
So hereās what you do:
You fight Legolas.
The thing about fist-fighting Legolas of course is that you will lose. This is not a fight youāre gonna win no matter what. But Legolas has his standing competition with Gimli, so once the challenge is issued, heās not gonna let anyone elseĀ step in and fight you either. No one is liable to volunteer on his behalf, either, so you will only end up fighting the one member of the fellowship. If you are lucky he might also take his shirt off. Bonus!
Anyway.
Legolas willĀ mop the floor with you, but heās also already convinced youāre weaker than him anyway because youāre not an elf, so heās gonna go kind of easy on you. And when you lose he will be all snide and superior about it, which means everyone in the fellowship is gonna sympathize with you, and Gimli will probably challenge him on your behalf afterwards, but hereās the key thing:
You will have lost a fist-fight to an immortal warrior prince.
Thatās a way better loss to cop to than that time you tried to fistfight a pudgy gentlehobbit and got beaten to the point of unconsciousness by his gardener, yeah?
okay so tolkien tumblr is fast becoming my fave tumblr community thank you thank you all you are the true fellowship here.
For Elberethās sake just fight Wormtongue and be done with it, everyoneās gonna be pro-Wormtongue beatdown
Ah, but the challenge was āmember of the fellowshipā
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Alternatives for 25 overused words in writing
1. Interesting- note worthy; thought-provoking; fascinating; attracting; appealing; attention-grabbing; captivating; gripping; invigorating; engrossing; engaging; electrifying. Ā
2. Beautiful- striking; stunning; magnificent; lovely; charming; gorgeous; radiant; dazzling.
3. Good- acceptable, wonderful, exceptional; positive; brilliant; first-rate; notable; stellar; favorable; superb; marvellous; prime.
4. Bad- awful; lousy; poor; unacceptable; crummy; dreadful; rough; inferior; substandard; atrocious; appalling; dreadful; defective.
5. Look-Ā glance; fixate; observe; stare; gaze; peer; scan; watch; study; browse; eye; glimpse; review; inspect.
6. Nice- lovely; superior; pleasant; satisfying; delightful; likeable; agreeable; correct; adequate; swell; fair; okay; approved.
7. Very-Ā extremely; exceedingly; exceptionally; immensely; tremendously; abundantly; particularly; remarkably.
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I have this theory that Neville is supposed to represent everything that Peter could have been. You know, both of them were the weak link in the friend group, the guy easily influenced. But instead, Rowling made Neville weak to prove the two paths an individual could take. How each of our weaknesses manifest in different ways. Peterās weakness made him a villain, ultimately worse than Voldemort because he betrayed his friends, while Nevilleās weakness made him work harder and in the end made him Harryās strongest ally.
Harry = James, Ron = Sirius, Hermione = Remus, Neville = Peter, Ginny = Lily, Luna = Snape.Ā
You will notice that none of the six from the old generation survived. The kids each have traits from the old generation but theyāre here to fix the past, and thus must survive the series to metaphorically right the past. Some may raise their eyebrows at Luna as Snape, but just as Harry represents James (the popular kid who was good at quidditch, but didnāt become arrogant like his father) or like Peter and Neville (two people who could have been cowards, but Neville rises to lifeās challenges) Luna mirrors Snape in being mocked, a pariah, Looney Lovegood and Snivellus. Instead of being resentful, she rose above it, and loved herself regardless.Ā
If you went with Harry to the Ministry of Magic in book 5, you mattered beyond just backing him up against Voldemort. This core six represented the loss and failure of the Marauders generation, and the hopes of a post-Voldemort future. Ā
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A patronus, Harry tells Hermione, is acing a test and the warmth of a butterbeer between your hands. It is your friends holding you when you fall, and Ronās sparkling eyes when you whisper hi. And thereās an otter, swimming, and Hermione is blushing.
A patronus, Harry tells Ron, is Ginnyās shaky smile lighting up the world at the end of second year. It is winning the Quidditch World Cup, unwrapping yet another knitted jumper, and your startled surprise at the sight of Hermione punching Draco in the face. And thereās a dog, chasing the otter, and Ron is laughing.
A patronus, Harry tells Luna, is the feeling of starlight on your skin and grass between your bare toes. It is snow melting through your fingers, the magic your mother used to make, something singing in your heart when you stare at the impossible. And thereās a hare, jumping, and Luna is shining.
A patronus, Harry tells Cho, is Marietta shouting the lyrics of her favourite song, dancing in the rain during a storm. It is the look on Cedricās face when he saw you at the Yule Ball, his hand holding yours and never letting go. And thereās a swan, sliding, and Cho is crying.
A patronus, Harry tells Seamus, is Deanās funny expression when he is about to burst into laughter and the sound of a explosion that turns out right. It is the fireworks, bright flowers blossoming in the night sky; and the fire burning in your lungs as you fly. And thereās a fox, running, and Seamus is smirking.
A patronus, Harry tells Ginny, is the world expanding underneath you and the wind playing with your hair. It is dancing and laughing until there are tears on your cheeks, Mollyās disapproving voice and Arthurās amused eyes after one of the twinsā pranks. And thereās a horse, flying, and Ginny is grinning.
A patronus, Harry thinks, is that weird feeling that lives in his chest when the Room of Requirement glows silver, speaking of times when the world was golden.
A patronus, Harry tells Neville, is the scent of freshly turned earth and the feel of the sun through the Greenhouse glass. It is working with your hands in a garden, helping fragile plants and tender seeds grow. It is being buried under friends at a Closing Feast, having won the victory through a different kind of courage. But thereās no victorious moment here, no animal appearing in swirling silver. Just a puff of smoke, insubstantial and insignificant and isnāt that just the way of it for him?
Youāll get there, Harry tells Neville. I mean, it took me ages to learn. Youāll find the right memory. Though Neville sees an uncertainty in his eyes when he says it that heās all too used to.
And Harry is wrong. Neville doesnāt get it. Not that year, not in the year that follows, and not when Harry disappears and Neville is left to try and fill a space he knows he will never fit into. Itās his secret, the one he doesnāt tell anybody, that their leader, their hero, their general, canāt produce a patronus of his own.
A patronus, he tells so many others, is the feeling of your mother hugging you goodnight, of your father telling you heās proud of all youāve done. Itās family-filled Christmas mornings and sun-drenched summer days and the knowledge that you are protected, that you are safe, that you are loved. He feeds them the memories he wishes he had, and it works, for them, and he is proud of their successes. He is. He is.
And then, when the battle comes, as he always knew it would, they appear, black and lethal and full of despair. And he watches them swoop down on the battlefield, watches them prey on his friends, his soldiers, his comrades, and he fills with fury, that they dare come here, that they dare try to hurt the ones he has sworn to protect.
He is filled with fire, and he doesnāt even need the words. He points his wand, and a silvery shape explodes from its end, banishing the Dementors with its strength and size and power and fury. And as the massive lion makes its way back to where Neville stands, he knows the truth.
A patronus, he thinks, isnāt the feeling of dirt on his hands or the smell of the lilacs that grow outside his bedroom window. A patronus is a sad story told in bubble gum wrappers and vacant stares, a lifetime of criticisms and reprimands and knowing that heāll never be good enough. It is a childhood with not enough happy memories in it, and a child who somehow overcame all that to stand where he is today.
Someday, a patronus will be the scent of flowers, the laughter of his child, the feeling of his beloved in his arms. Someday, it will be all those moments and memories he fed to others. But today, a patronus is seeing with his own two eyes that even in a world as dark and bleak and black as this one has become, there are things and people and ideas worth protecting. It is doubting yourself and your abilities and your worth, but in spite of that, never once doubting for the briefest instant that protecting those things and people and ideas matters so much more than protecting yourself.
Wow, that was amazing, thank you for adding it, intelligencehavingfun
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Ok but someone tell me why Harry didnāt grow up to be the best Defense Against Dark Arts professor Hogwarts has ever known
RIGHT??? what is up with this he becomes an auror crap?? Harry would have loved being a teacher and watching his students improve throughout the years. Revamping the curriculum because if he could teach kids as a child himself how to cast a patronus, perhaps everything they think of as only NEWTs levels and beyond really just werenāt taught well before.Ā
Making him become an auror just makes him continue the fight he was forced into as a child and didnāt enjoy, Harry enjoyed teaching the DA. Why wouldnāt he chase after doing something he loves with his life????? And then heād be able to train the next generation to make sure that they can protect the world, too.Ā
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YES. I can just picture Professors Potter and Longbottom joking about students and the other teachers during meals, playing mini pranks on Headmistress McGonagall, whoād purse her lips and remind them that they were adults, then look away before they could catch the twinkle in her eye. All the students would either have a massive crush on them or admire them or both. Harry is the only teacher capable of taming Teddy (who became known as the prank king, comparable to the Weasleyās twins) and eventually James, Al, and Lily. He develops connections with each of his students and teaches them according to the way heās noticed they learn best and his classroom becomes a usual hangout for students, as heās always got food and a ālame dad jokeā that everyone secretly loves.
I could go on, but I have to stop myself before I get too into this.
Okay, this now officially drives me nuts because this would have made SO MUCH SENSE. And not only because of Harryās temperament. Yes, he would have LOVED teaching DADA, but do you know who else wanted to teach DADA? Tom Riddle. Voldemort cursed the position so no one could stay for over a year, and Rowling said that the curse broke upon his death. It would have brought the Prophecyās plot line to full circle, because it shouldnāt have been anyone other than Harry who became the first un-cursed DADA professor. It would have been just another part Harry vanquished.
And how important would it be to the students as well, and to him being able to progress with a comfortable, normal life? Because every witch/ wizard in the UK Ā goes through Hogwarts. The first year after the war, he starts, and the students all come home at Christmas or in the summer and their parents are allĀ āWOW youāve been taught by HARRY POTTER what was he like?ā And all these students who are totally over it already likeĀ āI donāt know, just⦠heās just Professor Potter. Heās just Harry. He makes shit jokes and hands out chocolate in lessons. Heās just a really great guy.āĀ And over the years it stops being people yellingĀ āThe Chosen Oneā orĀ āThe Boy Who Livedā in the streets. He goes in to Diagon Alley with his family and everyoneās likeĀ āOh my god, Sir! Hi! Look, itās Professor Potter!ā And no-one wants to know how it felt to die or what vanquishing Voldemort was like- they want to tell him how their doing, and chat with him about how they want to go into the Aurors or Dragon taming, or what theyāre doing now. They want one of their favourite teachers to meet their kids, reminisce about old lessons.
But of course, everyone still knows itās Harry Potter. And it becomes like a thing among the students, whenever anyone feels low on confidence or like theyāll never achieve things in life, and someoneāll cut in likeĀ āOf course you can. Harry defeated the greatest Dark Wizard in memory, and heās a massive dork whoās a little bit frightened of his wife and kids, still trips over the trick step, didnāt get the date he wanted to the Yule Ball and spills pumpkin juice all over his robes regularly. Heās human just like you, and if he could do that, you can sure as hell make the DMLE if thatās what you want.ā
Like Harry and Neville being constant reminders to all their students that heroes are just people- just real, normal, faulty people. (And then can we also have Ginny Weasley, taking some time off from playing professional Quidditch so she comes to do a few years as the flying coach. And her first year Harry goes down to the pitch with a few of the 7th years he has under his wing, and Ginny being, as always, vaguely terrifying but in an incredibly attractive way. And all these 7th years just gaping at her likeĀ āWoah. You are married to her?!āĀ And Harry just massively smug likeĀ āYeah, I know right?ā)
So thatās why I turned out like thisā¦
it all makes sense now.
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