Living Ultralife

me as a doctor

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

this is so fucking funny

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

welcome to my blog i hope you like lesbians

Today my girlfriend said to me “I can’t wait to watch you succeed” with the biggest grin on her face and man if that isn’t just like the most loving, supportive thing anyone could ever say idk what is

sad you need a girlfriend to be kind to u & can’t tell yourself that 

lmao what a bizarre thing to say… how is it sad that I appreciate my girlfriend’s kindness? Also I tell myself this all the time, but it’s also nice to know someone you love is rooting for you too. Why you so bitter