yo it's candy >:)

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

imma do anything atp why not

Fuck it

screw it

Oh russet of fortune... Please just make the months go quickly and with no qualms.... And may all my fandoms be plentiful to help me cope.

yknow what if the potato works im officially starting spellwork next week

At this point I’m willing to try basically anything, it can’t hurt.

Lmao I hope it's something not boring

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

I just heard Project Hail Mary's genre coined as "Cosmic Hope" instead of cosmic horror, and I'm getting emotional all over again. I need to sit down. God do I love this story to bits.

why dont you make like a tree and feel the breeze and the sun and the changing of the seasons. and Grow

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

my issue is that I kinda don't wanna do anything

Okay but, I am so guilty of this one too lol.

just finished the new netflix show “ragnarok” and still can’t belive s1 is just 6 freaking episodes @ NETFLIX GIVE ME MORE 

EXACTLY ME RN!!