King Clown

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

if nobody loves you, do you even exist

If to be loved is to be seen but you have never felt loved have you ever been truly seen? If you are never seen what happens to you? The atom behaves differently when it’s being observed.

listened to music and I’m normal again the human brain is so fucking hilarious LMAO

if nobody loves you, do you even exist

If to be loved is to be seen but you have never felt loved have you ever been truly seen? If you are never seen what happens to you? The atom behaves differently when it’s being observed.

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

you are doing ghost of christmas past torment to me

just saw a listing for a free grandfather clock and all i can say is my flatmates are lucky i'm on mood stabilizers

people are soooo mean to the color yellow and it hurts my heart like u mean the color of the sun!?!? daffodils and buttercups and dandelions!? canary feathers and fresh butter and the warm glow of light and the trees in autumn???? for shame. joyless.

I know everybody out there is always saying don't kill yourself but I think everybody else should also not weigh themselves either. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever weigh yourself.

Extremely powerful results.

Hand soap and moisturizer locked in an epic winter-long battle over the desertification of the hands.