#sproutxt

imagine having sex in hiroshima and u see a blinding light and 4 a moment u think u fucked so good god's come down 2 take u STRAIGHT 2 heaven and u're thinking awh hell yeah they're sending the archangle gabriel down 2 escort me up there PERSONALLY I'm genuinely the nr 1 sexer bro and u felt so good abt urself and then u got fucking vaporised on account of the atomic bomb would that b fucked up or what

between bannerfall and vampires the way pow manage to create so much hype around their smps is actually crazy because TELL ME WHY both of them overtook my dash over a WEEK before they were even published and tell me why there is FIFTEEN bannerfall fics on ao3 already EVEN THOUGH the series won't be out for another WEEK

realyl funny scrolling the avidmc tag and seeing the difference in the half of the posts from 2 hours ago and the half from an hour or less ago

why is spoke always on 2 hearts 4 hunger bars and 31 durability on everything he owns. genuinely on the brink of death at every moment

spoke "I hope you realise that" ishere and parrot "I can't lie" x2

APO APOKUNA MET THE POPE ??? ON LIVE TV ???? HELLO ?? WHAT TIMELINE R WE LIVING IN ????