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i get nervous when my battery drops lower than 70% and i think that says a lot about the kind of person i am

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

inspired by Animal Crossing, I’ve started doing this thing where I mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again

imagine.. someone liking you.. romantically

unrealistic

sounds fake

[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.