A SAVAGE AFFINITY

“Davis found himself waking up, naked and covered in blood, at these crimes. He began to suspect that he was the killer.”

I have needed this GIF my entire life. I didn’t know it until the moment I saw it, like the dirt hole I wished would open beneath me that time I accidentally sharted in the shower in front of my girlfriend,

But now I have it, and my life is complete.

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Ok, first real day off uni, I have thought of a way to legally become your own grandfather... Incoming Jerry Springer!

Step 1: Marry an older woman who has a daughter your age Step 2: Your father then ends up marrying your younger step daughter.

Father is now your son in law, step-daughter is now also your step-mother

Step 3: Have child with your wife

Your child is now a brother-in-law to your father. Your child is now your uncle Your step-daughter is now step-sister to your child

Step 4; Father has a child with your step daughter

Your dads kid is now your sister Your dads kid is also your step-daughters baby, thus your grandchild

Dear Diary...

Day four, minimal sleep (maybe 8 hours total across these days), I find myself "singing" along to music through the use of interpretive flatulence noises for several minutes. This led to the statement of "I have clearly lost it", followed by uncontrollable maniacal laughter for several more minutes.