milf lover, milk hater

if a wizard cast a spell at me i would just catch it in my mouth and swallow it all perfectly

hey uh james why does this sound so sexual

i'm protecting you from evil spells and all you people can think about is sex

that frog is smonking a blount

i'm so sexy everyone want me *gestures to the WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE poster with my face on it on the city wall behind me*

This website would be so funny in the death note universe I think some of you guys would be really pro Kira

Imagining discourse where some people are reminding you not to put your name and face on your blog to stay safe and then other people call you toxic and abusive for that bc it means you’re hiding something if you don’t want Kira to be able to kill you

fool me three times i piss so hard it rips

w..what rips

😎

hey WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE THINGS

you must.

France is just the brother of britain ? We shame britain. We shame france. No one gets left.