Fire Fire

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

does anyone want to play drugs and alcohol with me

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

Popping bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, with a lizard.

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

hey man can i bum a couple of fire arrows

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.