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just a quick fyi: this is not a rings of power friendly blog. the show is bad and its interpretation of sauron is bad. just go read morgoth's ring or something, thanks <3

#my new motto i guess #sauron facts #sorryyyyyyyyyy but i'm blocking if you put your insight on am*zon sauron on my posts. bad take.

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A word of advice: eat as much lettuce as possible

#ya you should do this 100%

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do you think modern au sauron would be one of those incredibly problematic influencers that promotes all sorts of sketchy sponsorships and the like? i feel like he'd be a beauty influencer...

additionally: he'd absolutely get cancelled for something Crazy, like being in an actual cult that ends up, like, murdering someone or something.

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next question: how many times would influencer sauron get cancelled within (1) calendar year. i say no less than 3 times, but no more than 6. opinions welcomed.

#he gets cancelled for lying about like. using a certain product and saying it changed his life when he just. didn't do that.#gets cancelled for scamming ppl with fake merch #and then he gets cancelled for like. using cult money to pay for designer boots or some shit #or maybe morgoth isn't even dead in this au; he's just the super problematic boyfriend that sauron gets cancelled for dating lmao #any way you slice it has a lot of potential to be funny af #also if you saw me accidentally posting on here about SOMEONE (my baby) trying to eat my tolkien books no you didn't <3 #i forgot to switch which blog i was posting onnnnn #sauron facts #lotr #sauron #the silmarillion #mairon #silmarillion #tolkien legendarium #jrr tolkien #tolkien #lord of the rings #modern au silm #tar mairon

do you think modern au sauron would be one of those incredibly problematic influencers that promotes all sorts of sketchy sponsorships and the like? i feel like he'd be a beauty influencer...

additionally: he'd absolutely get cancelled for something Crazy, like being in an actual cult that ends up, like, murdering someone or something.

#he's just so fucking vain. i think it would suit him well.#sauron facts #lotr #sauron #the silmarillion #mairon #silmarillion #tolkien legendarium #jrr tolkien #tolkien #lord of the rings #tar mairon #modern au silm #(turns out the cult had something to do with his dead ex boyfriend)

sauron is a pink whitney enthusiast

#sauron facts #lotr #sauron #the silmarillion #mairon #tolkin #tolkien legendarium #lord of the rings #jrr tolkien #what happens if i just tag this as pink whitney lmao #is there a fanbase for that on tumblr?#might be the worst thing about sauron; actually. this is also an ironic post #because i can't drink rn. lmao. buying costco vodka for tinctures today inspired me <3

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sauron got #cancelled by the valar for his #unhealthy coping mechanisms in numenor after his boyfriend got thrown into the void :(

#do you think the valar have twitter? maybe he got cancelled on there #um actually human sacrifice is a valid coping mechanism ://///#sauron facts #lotr #sauron #the silmarillion #mairon #numenor #tolkien #tolkien legendarium #lord of the rings #valar #morgoth #also NOBODY TOLD ME HOW UGLY AM*ZON SAURON IS THE FUCKKKKKK #(maybe i'm just a lesbian. but damn. get a redhead twink or something.)

sauron's middle name is actually dark'ness

#sauron facts #lotr #sauron #the silmarillion #mairon #tolkien #lord of the rings #silm shitpost #my immortal #i guess?#sorry again for neglecting this blog <3 #phd + baby + partner in med school doesn't leave lots of free time for tumblr unfortunately :-(

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sauron came up with the ideas of gay sex and red eyeshadow in celebration of valentine's day!

#oh shit is it that time again??#sauron facts #lotr #also lol sorryyyyyyyy i'll update this blog soon #had a kid and graduated university <3 . stuff happened lmao

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on wednesdays we wear pink

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#CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING!!!!#ah this is so goooooooooood all of their designs...... omfg op you are a GENIUS and i love it #so cool :0000 #sauron-facts approved image!!!

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sauron came up with the ideas of gay sex and red eyeshadow in celebration of valentine's day!

#heyooooo i hear it's almost that time again #sauron facts

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sauron, gothmog, and thuringwethil are the Mean Girls of angband.

#sauron facts #lotr #sauron #the silmarillion #mairon #silmarillion #silm shitpost #gothmog #thuringwethil #tolkien #angband

sauron got banned from wearing spider-themed jewelry in angband bc melkor has Issues

#sauron facts #ah ungoliant..... she.... the mistress of her own lust.... (GUITAR SOLO)#lotr #sauron #the silmarillion #mairon #lord of the rings #tolkien #melkor #morgoth #silmarillion #silm #silm shitpost #i did make this post while rolling stats for a drow dnd character... this feels... sacrilegious?#...don't play dnd though. just play pathfinder. it's superior. except for the funny spider cultists

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sauron doesn't like doors because they remind him of the noldor

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But what about Mordor?

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it's okay, he reclaimed it ❤️

#ahaaaaaaaaaa #sauron facts

I did like ROP somewhat and I just saw how you said you were blocking people who liked it so this is me doing the right thing and telling you you should block me – I do think your blog is great though!

it's okay, you get a pass <3

signed, sauron-facts

#u get a pass if you're cool #that's how this works right?#fantasychica37 #asks #also technically i'm talking about weird trop fans interacting with my posts

sauron keeps a collection of teeth in his personal study. he claims they're 'ethically sourced', but...

#JOHN WAYNE'S PLASTIC TEETH........................#anyways #unrelated but sauron is indigenous-coded in my Heart #sauron facts #lotr #sauron #the silmarillion #mairon #tolkien #annatar #silmarillion #lord of the rings #silm

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so a couple of days ago I came across this thread by @sauron-facts containing an old post about our darling dark lord not having bones and was inspired to draw him as a lovely invertebrate. lmao anyway enjoy😂 love, cilil

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SAURON-FACTS APPROVED IMAGE!!!

#oh this is excellent and also ridiculously adorable!#thank you!!! :)#it's so good :)

so which is it? what does this mean? hmmmm??

sauron shifts his form to include bones when he feels like it; what of it?

#unityrain24 #sauron facts #i don't remember if the first one was a halloween post. lmao anyways

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