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Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

i think it really says alot about you as a person which winnie pooh character you stanned as a child

new tag game write your zodiac and which winnie the pooh character your fave was in the tags this is for science

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

are y’all okay

no

When I get lost in the giant walmart and circle around again like a dumbass. “What if one of the people is still here from last time and realize I’m lost??? They’ll think I’m dumb!”

you ever try to recommend a tv show to someone and they ask what its called but you cant just say the name outright bc like what if they thing your obsessed with it so you have to say you dont remember and then google it on your phone to show them also this applies to games and songs too

you ever just breathe

I’m so fucking happy for the LGBTQ+ kids that have things like this to let them know they’re valid

Please like it to show your support. Conservatives are dislike bombing the video and the likes to dislikes ratio is 53:41. Earlier it was 51:39. If the ratio is too bad then Nik might not do anything like this again - bad for publicity. So please show them how important this video is!

PLEASE like the video, the redneck right have dislike bombed to nearly 50/50, please support this amazing video

61:59 right now, go like the video!!!!

100k:88K !!

>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>...go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

If you read this post congrats. You're a catgirl now

You can also be a catboy if you want but those are the only options. Sorry

OKAY FINE if you don't want to be either of those you can just be a cat. Happy pride

It is now feline pride month.

Nyanbinary

BIDEN SAID WHAT

BIDEN???

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Why in God’s name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

Anyone in this thread smoke weed?

if you go to the hospital I hear the pepsi there is only a dollar seventy five

yeah but pepsi is a dollar ninety nine where i get it?

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