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Spamton's starting to occasionally show around the mystery shack's garbage cans. At one point Stanley comes home and finds that Mabel domesticated this weird possum-raccoon-mosquito thing (I don't know if Spamton'll be enjoying this or not) and he's ready to broom him out of the house but then Mabel is all puppy eyed and Stan's like "fine fine. But for only one day. And it pays for rent."

On the next day Stanley finds Spamton eagerly trying to sell things to the customers, blurting out weird amalgamated descriptions for the weird amalgamated handmade specimen. The thing is it does fucking better than ever. Everyone loves the weird puppet.

uhh

1- i'm bi(lingual/sexual/ohazard)

2- have a fursona but i swear to christ and all that is holy that i'm not a furry

3- i plan on learning to draw

I am 6'8" tall (2.032 meters)

Whenever I hear/think about the sound of metal against ice I have uncontrollable chills run down my spine that make me shiver and stutter in a very unusual way.

I enjoy having utterly pointless and asinine arguments, such as "this brand of potato chip does not exist" and "croutons are not bread"

I get motion sickness very, very easily. I hate riding in any transportation because of this ( ⌯᷄ ·̫ ⌯᷅ก )

My favorite movie is "Vanishing Time: A Boy Who Returned" (highly recommend, it's in Korean though) ʕ ◦`꒳´◦ʔ

I currently am growing a Mandarin tree, some Carolina Reaper plants, and a bunch of Bok Choy 🥬 ( ¯꒳​¯ )ᐝ

Tagging: @tired-teacher-blog @twanettee @epickiya722 @196er-spec-evoposting

My natural nails are long right now. Whenever they grow, my thumb and pointer fingernails' edges are curved but the other nails are more straight.

Currently working back on original stories, one in which I want to post for Halloween this year.

Any wallpaper for any device I own is made by me. Usually of my favorite characters and colors.

Ok um

1. I know 3 languages currently learning 2 more.

2. I am a little ignorant when it comes to myself, like I think I had 5 bi crises in the last 2 months but still am trying to believe I'm straight.

3. Im really good at redrawing, but without reference I'm absolutely shit teehee

1. I’ve been trying to learn Spanish for the past 3 years

2. I like cucumber peels

3. My favorite animes are Demon Slayer and FMA:B

1. I laugh at the worst moments

2. I tried to learn Swedish and failed miserably

3. I have almost died twice in my childhood. The first time was when I got coerced or pushed into a pool and blacked out, and the second time was when I almost pooped my guts out.

In my notifs? Sorry strangers

I gave up partway through reading Pride and Prejudice & at the beginning of The Two Towers

I once got my ears pierced. Today, I no longer have pierced ears.

1- I have dyscalculia

2- Trans but pretty sure I'm leaning further into the Intersex area

3- and uuuuuh I have a bunch of mind drawers shoved full of useless and random information of things that won't be useful in any plausible situation at hand. Mostly animals.

Anyways tags:

Resident Evil (for me) ended when Miranda killed Ethan (the first time)

The first Discworld book I listened to was A Hat Full of Sky

2 - I used to have 30k followers on tiktok when I was a tween and have never and probably will never reach that level of popularity on social media ever again (thank god)

3 - my music taste is basically everything! I've rarely heard a song that didn't have something I like about it

2. planning to emulate the switch so i can add a shiiit ton of mods

3. i have a bat fursona that i still need to design

1. I hate drawing with markers for absolutely no reason

2. I always sleep with a weighted blanket no matter how warm it is (idk just cozy)

3. My absolute favorite movie is The Princess Bride, mainly because I think Westley is hot (and I will fight anyone who disagrees with me on this)

Last 7 notifs are

1. I never delete my past messages. ever. unless my storage is on its knees begging for mercy

2. my favorite flower is St. John’s Wort. yes because of the stanley parable what of it

3. whenever I’m in a Lego store I always try to build the twin towers. one time someone beat me to it

woah notifs!

1. I have 5 half-siblings and I'm only in contact with one

2. I love writing and making stories

3. I am an absolute GOD when it comes to quick time events in BlockTaills.

2. I draw a lot

3. I’m 8’11 with a hellcat and a mansion

Scary dog privilege.

Sage... Wife... Don't turn around