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Adaine: Hi, my name is Adaine, and we’ve all learned that I don’t trust them, so I’m putting in lemonade. Adaine, pouring: There you go! Gorgug: My name is Gorgug, and I’m gonna put in Poppi, because I feel like Fabian’s gonna put in a lot of liquor. Gorgug, pouring: Try to play it safe. Kristen: Hey, I’m Kristen, and I’m putting in… lemonade. Because Fabian just got dumped, and I can tell he’s trying to go hard tonight, so. Riz: Hi, my name is Riz, and I’m gonna be putting in some Sprite, ‘cause I think everybody’s putting in liquor. Fig: My name is Fig and I’m gonna put in some OJ, because I’m kind of scared of Fabian. Fabian: Hi. It’s Fabian. It’s been a long ass week, so we’re gonna do some Everclear.

Pearl clutching about age gaps when one of them is geriatric and the other is like 40 is so funny to me like. If that grown ass adult wants some gilf I say good for them

i will always be pro xander hating angel……..i’m sorry but if my friend was dating a guy who was whatever except under certain circumstances he could snap and become a sadistic murderer, i would also want him dead……..very reasonable feeling to have in that situation i think

i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i'm the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don't die and i'm like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i'm like why don't you come inside there's plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like ...no that would be against starclan and i'd go To have a little kibble? and she's like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing...? how could i be so selfish...? and i'm like my toy mouse squeaks

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"