Adiós Bitchachos

whenever this post gets notes ik somewhere someplace some man has again disappointed someone.

can u imagine being admitted to the hospital in house cos ur half-dead from the worlds most obscure disease and youre lying in bed dying and you cant even do that in peace cos every five minutes house’s little club comes back in to do another round of random tests while gossiping about their deep psychological issues and if thats not painful enough one of them is australian and you have to listen to that. and just when u think u can finally slip away gracefully some old dude comes in and switches off your life support and yells at you for not telling him you tripped on a loose floorboard and broke a nail when you were seven like just let me go bro. im done

@ songs that make me feel both slutty and powerful, thank you

i just had an experience i dont think anyone else on earth has ever had before where i saw a tumblr ad and thought “wow that seems interesting i want to check that out” (it was an ad for a new method of learning to speak welsh) and for the first time in human history i actually intentionally clicked on an ad on tumblr to see more information about a product and the fucking link it had embedded was broken and didnt work

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

the best lady n guy relationships are the ones between bisexual men n bisexual women … the power that has … the inherent gayness that has …

ppl in the notes saying the only thing more powerful is a bi trans man and a bi trans woman together … you’re literally icons. you’ve cracked the code! you’ve healed m/f relationships! power!

biphobes are big mad about this post 😩😩😩😩

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

#i regret every day of my life i didn’t love you

My distaste for her had stemmed from a director who was looking for a teenager to cheat on his wife with and the twisted writing of an uptight cultist, and I feel so damnedly foolish for falling for that nonsense.