a weird white lady i met by happenstance

@beefrobeefcal

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

it IS drag—"Respectability Politics" drag, and I'm damn sure that it's DEEPLY strategic.

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

Banned from space by americans, if you‘re in any other space programme you know what to do

You know for a fact that Houston thought this was the funniest damn thing they could ever play for them.

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

conclusion after watching 2 episodes of Half Man: Alby, you are just as bad as the rest of them wtf sir

okay I finished the show and I stand by this. WHAT.

Literally any show can be improved by adding more older women. Not many know this, but it’s true.