a weird white lady i met by happenstance

omw to confess to murders i probably didn't commit but i can never be too sure

WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY? GREATEST HITS of WESTERNS

went on a bit of a daniel craig movie marathon recently just take it

a feeling I do have and will stand by is "While I enjoyed their work overall I did have some gripes that I overlooked out of affection and whimsy, but now that my loyalty is gone and my affection tainted there is nothing holding me back from enumerating my many grievances, to which the revelations of the creator's shittiness may or may not provide a new and infuriating context."

i think i saw a movie like this once

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

On the flip side, the BEST driving I've ever seen? Suprisingly, New Orleans. Now, I went NOT during Mardi Gras, but I found the drivers there to be courtious and cautious with a very few exceptions. 10/10.

everyone slamming on brakes, smaller vehicles desperately squeezing out of its path, until the asshole could make a left-ish turn into a super congested double lane ramp.

I love them so much I might actually cry!

Gay Puppy Gay Puppy Gay Puppy

pissing each other the fuck off <3

@ajudblancmystery 🥵

fresh cuts with robby