Aw, honey, no

I’m just going to assume this is how church works in the Cars universe

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

Wait what happened

Remember when those two cops pushed over that old man and then just kept walking as he lay on the sidewalk unconscious and bleeding? Well, they got suspended. But then, then, 57 members of their squad resigned from their Emergency Response Team posts “in disgust,“ not because of what those cops did, but explicitly because they faced consequences for doing it.

“I quit because I’m not going to be legally protected for murdering the people I’m supposed to serve” isn’t the win they think it is

The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songs

Holly i legitimately truly did not expect this but i feel like you just unlocked a secret of the universe

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

Pearl ghostwrote this

mr krab daughter??

no the rock

dwayne????

this is a portal to a better place

I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.

I NEEDED THIS SO BADLY

This. This everyday. I need this everyday.