Love is stored in the Sasuke

on my mama reiner’s crush on historia was comphet soldier persona please believe me i beg

“nobody wants to work anymore” yeah because everyone wants to kill themselves

Look, I have to reblog cowboy Shane each time he comes across my desk. Those are the rules 🤷🏽‍♀️🤠

okay but ilya and cliff being besties but ilya rooming with connors during the club episode makes me laugh because i'm just imagining him being such a demon to everyone that they had to put being his roomie on ROTATION

HE SAID "FUCK THIS SHIT" IN ENGLISH THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! HE SAYS HE NEEDS TO GET LAID CLIFF I AM NOT JOKING!!! HE GOT THE JEAN PAUL GAULTIER TIGER PRINT TOP ON MARLY GET YOUR ASS IN HERE I'M SCARED!!!

Vampire Cliff Marleau is constantly telling Scott Hunter the wildest things out of the blue because Cesare Borgia was his old confessor and he hasn’t fully realized they’re not the same person.

do you think when ilya is chirping hunter about how old he is he asks if he remembers a random historical event like the crusades and scott just says “go fuck yourself, rozanov” but marley mutters under his breath “yes i was there with you, my captain, my leige. there was death and fire and destruction” and ilya’s just like “what? hell yeah marley we ARE on fire & we’re gonna DESTROY the admirals!!!”

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

we're at a point where the united states illegally invaded venezuela, kidnapped its president and established their own leader, freely talks about how they want to invade cuba, and now new audio files have been leaked where they openly discuss organizing and funding a mass misinformation campaign to get their candidates in power in mexico and colombia AND NO ONE FUCKING BATS AN EYE I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY