semisweet

you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”

this should be a tweet but I don’t want to deal with people on Twitter. everyone stop having every character in your fiction talk like their goal is to get an A in therapy. 

I love cathartic conversations too and that is why I am begging you: stop hunting them to extinction by making them constant, characterless, and corny as hell

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers

HAPPY PRIDE

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

vampires, autism, and queerness but they're all overlapping circles on a venn diagram

folks who have tagged this with "but who's in the middle?" that is you, my friend. you are in the middle

crazy how you can be a really weird guy at work and then come home and be an even weirder guy

having auditory processing issues is so funny its like the second theres any background noise it sounds like the people talking to you are communicating in simlish

Neither “the magic is going away” nor “the magic is just beginning” but “the magic has been around for fifty years and society has only partly adjusted”

i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things

Eating a gummy worm. Do NOT try to eat the other end while I'm distracted again.