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the fucking caption im screaming

I hate this. I fucking hate this. This is essentially a fucking hieroglyphic. I see that picture and I immediately hear a combination of sounds in my head with a very specific and comprehendable meaning. Like, I hear it. It’s not even a fucking video, its a still fucking picture but I hear it and know exactly what the OP was trying to convey because this picture has a word inherently attached to it

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

not to be dramatic or anything but I would die for this goblin

ignoring men is self care

some say shes still chilling in cedar rapids to this day

if we date and break up you gotta unlearn all the cool shit i taught you. you gotta go back to being lame

I have literally thought about this everyday for the last week and a half

if i don’t reblog this assume i’ve been fucking murdered

Local news does not give any fucks lmao

Ill never not reblog this!