gemini fan club

imagine you participated in a failed coup against the US government and the FBI partnered with Olive Garden to identify you via your tiktok video and you get arrested and charged with a federal felony and lose your pasta pass

you guys i’m so fucking scared

the pandemic is absolutely thriving in south asia. i’m not kidding. you might think the US is bad, but the situation in countries like india (which literally surpassed the US for the world’d highest single-day increase in cases) and nepal (which has seen a huge spike in cases recently) is genuinely reached horrible new highs. i have most of my extended family living in nepal, and they can’t go to the hospital for non-covid related issues. there’s barely any social distancing, around 250,000 people are homeless and have no access to proper sanitary resources, and everyone is terrified due to multiple conspiracies about the disease that are spreading like wildfire. the government is incompetent and has barely done anything to help people, and desperation is spreading. india is a bigger country with more resources, and is also suffering, but people in nepal, particularly the ones who live in slums or villages, are prime targets for the virus and will receive absolutely nothing from the government. if you are able, please donate to this fund to support children, particularly orphans, who have been left vulnerable by the effects of the pandemic in nepal. they need your help.

sometimes Royals by Lorde comes on and I have this urge to skip it because of how they completely burned it out on the radio but by then it just goes gold teeth, grey goose, trippin in the bathroom and i have to leave it on

sorry for not texting you back, i’ve been busy suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune