.BETTER/LUCK/THIS/TIME.

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

florence welch was right. it picks me up puts me down chews me up spits me out a hundred times a day picks me up puts me down i'm always running from something i push it back but it keeps on coming and being clever never got me very far

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

Shakespeare is like this

Has anyone warned @copperbadge yet

btw its like 14 mpg

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form